Bruh… welcome back. Today I sat in a coaching session in front of my client who told me she wasn’t sure what to do about her insecurities. She feels insecure about her looks but between you and me… she’s really f***ing ugly. I literally didn’t know what to say. Do I lie to her? Do I tell her that her insecurities about her looks aren’t true? I literally couldn’t. I spaced out. I froze. I ducked, dodged and weaved around the subject. The whole time I was thinking… dang lady… you ugly… like, you’re so ugly. I know, I’m an a$$hole. But I swear if you saw her you would agree. I think I told her some bs about how she shouldn’t feel insecure and that it’s just her perception. I told her that her insecurities are not based on reality but the fault of social media. When in doubt… blame Instagram. She rebooked so it’s still a win.
-WORST LIFE COACH