I saw John today on my walk. I don’t know that his name is really John. But for this post, let’s call him John. You see, John was always a smart and good looking fellow. In college he was the most popular in his group of friends. John was always a bit shy around girls though. So when he met his future wife he was sprung right away. He had met… the one. John hadn’t really lived much when he met his wife. He had visited other countries only once or twice. I believe he visited Mexico once and Canada maybe twice. None of this mattered to him at the time. He was ready to give up everything to be with his love. They got married and John settled into a nice 9-5 job that paid him well. His wife ended up taking a high paying corporate job which eventually led to John quitting his desk job. This is what John’s life looks like now. To some people this photograph could look like heaven. To me… it looks like a death sentence to my manhood. Fight the good fight John. It’s never too late to fake your own death and start over somewhere overseas.
-WORST LIFE COACH