Well, it’s Friday morning at 1:08am. I have my longest day of coaching clients tomorrow. I think I have 9. That’s a long f***in day. It’s been a really good week so far. I think this week I am at 28 clients. I really could use a vacation and so could my girlfriend. So I have this one coaching client who is in his early teens. If I am honest, he is a little f***ing a$$hole. Let me tell you what he did. Well, let me start with how we met. His mom saw my ad on Google and thought I could help her son transcend LOSER-DOM. Well, here is what I found out when I started working with this little a$$. HE WAS SUICIDAL. WHAT THE F*CK. That is totally out of my scope of coaching practice. I do not deal with that kind of $h*t. I panicked.
I never had anyone who was suicidal before. The first thing I did was tell his Mom. The next thing I did was I went IMMEDIATELY to find a psychology practice in our area and referred his a$$. They ended up locking him up for like 4 days. Here’s what I think though. I don’t think he was really suicidal. Why do I think that? Well, I had a coaching session with his Mom and some of his family. He was laughing that they were all there. I asked him if he was happy that everyone came together to talk about him and he said “Yea… it’s cool.” I’m no shrink but I really think he put on this show for attention. Either way, I am glad he is gone. Please know that I do understand that suicide is no joke. But seriously, this kid was an a$$hole. I swear. I wish you were there. You’d agree.
-WORST LIFE COACH