I Feel Like Closing My Coaching Biz – WORST LIFE COACH

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Yea. I average 20-25 hours a week and made *** last year… **k short of my goal. That’s more money than I have ever made in my life and I basically work part time. I do get tired of the people though. Well, it’s not the people… I just miss spending time with my girlfriend. It’s hard on her too. We could sell our house and downgrade into a camper and live for a long time without doing much. That sounds cool but then having a house and living how we do is cool too. At least to me it is. I love my life with her. It sucks to be away. I’ve been doing LONG A$$ coaching days. Again, the money is great but some days I think about closing up my business. I don’t know what I would do instead. I have a pretty lucrative thing going. Hmm… I need to hire some coaches to work for me. But that will be a while. I don’t know what the solution is. I feel like I should be grateful but then I feel like I just want to do nothing and hang out with my girlfriend. Can’t have my cake and eat it too? Well $hit.

-WORST LIFE COACH

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JESUS/GOD BLOGGERS ARE JUST LAZY – WORST LIFE COACH

I have been wanting to write this post for a while now. But I haven’t because it’s not that important to me. I think that people who write blogs only or even mostly about God and Jesus are just lazy f*cking a$$holes. What topic is easier to write about than your faith and the Bible? Trust me, I am not some atheist d*ckhead, I am just a person who recognizes a lack of creativity when I see it. Anyone can quote a Bible verse and talk sh*t about how someone else is not doing this or that. I see these folks on YouTube and Periscope too. Let me PREACH to you! Let me pray for you! Let me tell you God’s message! Yes, I get it… it’s part of the religion to do that. But seriously, couldn’t it just be that you are just some egotistical pr*ck who isn’t creative enough to say something more creative than “Believe in the most HIGH.” Again, it’s important I point out that I am not anti-religion, anti-God, anti-anything. All I am saying is that if all you blog about is God stuff, Bible verses etc… you’re just being lazy. Anyone can f***ing do that. Be more creative people.

PS I know this post is a bit much to give a “like” or “comment.” Stay PC people. Just know that I know you might agree.

If this post is about you – I guess you’re going to unfollow me now. But, I hope you take this as an opportunity to take a look at yourself. Cheers

-WORST LIFE COACH

Would You Tell Someone With RBF They Have RBF? RESTING B*TCH FACE -WORST LIFE COACH

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Yo, it’s been a while. I’m eating pasta that my girlfriend made for me. It’s been nuts to say the least. There have been a lot of health scares in the past couple months since I’ve been here. I won’t get into it because for the most part all is well. Anyway, there’s the lady at the gym who has RBF… for real. She literally looks like she is smelling something bad ALL THE TIME. I wonder if she knows. I want to tell her that she has RBF to help her. When I left the gym I made it a point to say, hey… have a good day! She tried smiling but the RBF was too real. She again looked like there was a bad smell in the room… or on her upper lip. I think I should leave this one alone.

-WORST LIFE COACH

PEEKABOO MOTHAF##$ERS -WORST LIFE COACH

So I guess I lost interest. How typical of me. I kept thinking about writing. I thought about it most days actually. I just couldn’t find it in me to give a $h*t to write. Don’t worry, it’s not you. I just haven’t seen any reason to write. Who am I writing for? I said I was writing for myself. I guess I need to do that. Life is going pretty well. I really can’t complain. Well, I could. I can always complain. My girlfriend says I get that from my dad. He’s super f***in negative. I can be super negative. I guess I learned it. Who knows. My coaching practice is doing pretty well. I’m making money and that’s always good. It’s better than living in my parents basement.. Humble beginnings that’s for sure.

Excatfish, my dad is doing good. He’s responding to the medication so he’s pretty much doing as well as he was before all of it went down. It’s kind of weird actually. I’m just staying hopeful that the medication will continue to work. Thanks for asking. I hope you’re doing well and sorry I’ve been MIA. I need to keep writing. I know it’s good for me.

Anyhow, that’s all for now. I don’t have any stories for you this time around. Maybe I’ll be back. Maybe not. Stay good people.

-WORST LIFE COACH

Less Clients = Party Time

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Life sure is interesting. It’s so unpredictable yet we do what we can to curb the unpredictability of it all – or at least I do. I let go of something today. I let go of caring how many coaching clients I will see this week. It’s slow… this week… so what! And, it hasn’t even been slow overall. I’ve been killing it! This business ebbs and flows. I realized today that I cannot let my moods be determined by the weather. I am not living to work. Life should mean more to me than how my business is doing any given week. I’m scheduling my coaching clients into 3 days this week and planning to do some cool $h*t with my girlfriend. Those are the memories I will remember when I’m old anyway.

-WORST LIFE COACH

My Love/Hate Relationship With Marketing My Coaching BIZ -WORST LIFE COACH

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I was watching an interview by the MMA fighter George St. Pierre where he talked about how you need both skill and confidence to make the “magic” happen. I want to say that when it comes to marketing my Life Coaching biz I am pretty skilled.

I went from being a complete loser living and working out of my parent’s basement to living a pretty decent life. If you are an aspiring life coach please don’t let my story inspire you to think you can be a successful Life Coach. I’ve done some pretty shady sh*t to get where I am and I am also a really lucky human.

Anyway, I think my marketing skills are better than most but I lack the confidence it takes to get to the next level. What that means is I’m cheap. I need to make the financial investment for my recent marketing endeavors and stop being a f***ing pu$$y about it.

-WORST LIFE COACH

Please Stop Reading My SH*T -WORST LIFE COACH

I am really writing for only like 5 people. First is myself, to help me with my crazy. The next is for my girlfriend because most of the time she is entertained somehow. Then there’s Ex-catfish, Chanita, Yacoob and TC Campbell (sometimes) who are cool on here too. And of course, I’m sorry if your name wasn’t mentioned. Some of you are newer friends and some of you only come around once in a while. Anyway, I just want to tell you it may not be a great idea to follow me. I talk about some um well, creepy sh*t #GRIFTER-LIFE. And, the less people that follow me the better. I’m serious… stop reading this and click the unfollow button right now. Go away. Unless your name was mentioned above of course or you are one of the new cool people I’ve met. The rest of you… F**** OFF! This is not content that should even be publicized.

-WORST LIFE COACH

The Antagonist In Me Found A Home Here on WP -WORST LIFE COACH

I’m starting to write these posts on my phone at night. It’s relaxing and it feels meaningful that I have a sacred space of sorts to explore my thoughts, behaviors and feelings. There are times on this blog where I feel it is maybe too easy to express the darker and more manipulative or deviant side of my character as a person who happened to find a “decent enough for now” position in the niche field of life coaching. The reality is I have always been quite the antagonist – a sh*t starter. I think a part of me relishes in the ability to “rub people the wrong way” and get away with it.

I can’t be like this in my work or personal life. If I antagonize the world around me my world starts to fall apart – but it’s so much a part of my personality. In this place (blogworld) where I can write freely, I feel very much at ease knowing that a space like this even exists. I can just be me – whoever that is at this ungodly hour that I should be sleeping.

-WORST LIFE COACH

The Con Life is Real -WORST LIFE COACH

I don’t really want to write tonight but I know it’s good for me. Somehow I convinced another Life Coach that I know to lease an office for me. Yea… I’m serious. I am giving him a cut of the money (not much) I am going to make there but he is literally fronting the cost of the monthly expense. And, he’s paying for my parking space in the parking garage which is $200 per month. The problem is, the parking garage might not be available for my coaching clients to use after a certain time in the evening.

If that is the case then I have to pass on this opportunity because my coaching clients love evening appointments. SOB! Why am I wanting to use this office instead of my own? Well, because it’s closer to my house and… it’s practically free. Why is this other Life Coach fronting the cost of an office space for me? — because he’s desperate and hoping to make at least some money out of the deal. Will he make money? Yes. Will he do better than just break even? I have no idea. Will it be great for me? Hell yes.

I am keeping my fingers crossed that the parking garage situation will work out in my favor. The office is BEAUTIFUL – and practically free! My day off today with my girlfriend was really nice. We went to a museum and enjoyed just wandering around aimlessly looking at art. It almost was ruined when my girlfriend sprung on me at the last minute that she wanted to go buy a lottery ticket before heading to the museum. I almost lost my sh*t. I hate unexpected change because of my self-diagnosed autism. I was able to snap out of it and we ended up having a really good time. That’s all for now.

-WORST LIFE COACh

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